tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-54166154308019982542011-07-08T05:30:50.243-05:00Welcome. I'm Kandi. This is MY blog. I will say what I want, when I want, how I want. If you want to express YOUR opinions, get your own blog and do it there. Remember it is called “Adult Language” for a reason, and if you can’t handle it, this is probably not the place for you because I intend to use a lot of it:o) I have one hubby and 2 grown daughters who drive me crazy, so you will probably hear about them a lot.kandi-itsmybloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12037994376647083876noreply@blogger.comBlogger1341100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5416615430801998254.post-72369629467364681472011-05-03T09:26:00.004-05:002011-05-03T10:20:52.580-05:00

Wow, it has been so long since i have been here. I have been relying on Facebook to say what I want to say, but since people also know me there by my business, I need to start coming back here for the good stuff. Or bad stuff. Whichever the case may be. Today it is to rant. Hopefully in the next few days or weeks I can get back to the funny stuff. I hope so.So here I am.A LOT of things have

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See my precious baby girl!She would be the one leaning against the tree! I can just hear her now! "I call the tree!!!!"Yeah.The girl just in front of her has become a dear friend to her and she is sad that they won't be going on together. But she will be reunited with another friend from our state when she gets to school, so hopefully she won't miss her too badly.I am so proud of them all!

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So are my 20-year-old and I the ONLY people on the planet that remember "Rocko's Modern Life" and "KaBlam!" from Nickelodeon? Two of THE BEST shows EVER to be on TV?!?!?!?I am so disappointed. I mean who can forget the episode where Rocko loses his gas cap and has to go the DMV for a new driver's test and during the eye exam the examiner pulls on his eyes and says "Turn your head and cough." Or

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I know, I have said it a MILLION times, but if it were not for my wonderfully funny hubby, I wouldn't have a blog. He has SUCH a quick wit, and he keeps me laughing all the time. I think that is what makes me love him the most. Well, SOMETIMES...at other times I just shake my head and think, "I married an idiot." Yeah, that one more often. And then I fight the urge to ask myself who is the bigger

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Okay, I swear to you, that this shit happens to me ALL THE TIME. I mean I can mention someone that I haven't seen in YEARS and will see them in Walmart. Or driving down the road. It is WEIRD. Freaks me out sometimes. I even dream things sometimes, about funerals and stuff of people that are alive and guess what? Yeah....happened with Randy's uncle and then with my own grandmother. Randy's uncle

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....whatever you do, and whether you like him or not......being a "child of the 80's" I have to say all my best to Mr. Michaels.....http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20363506,00.htmlI hope they find out what is causing the problem and hopefully he will survive.....Really sad....

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I haven't written about my girl leaving on March 28th, 2010 because it has been too difficult. But it is time.My "tear away" Army National Guard calendar is still on that day. It will stay on that day until she walks back in this door. I will then tear them off, rip them up and toss them and forget all the agony of missing and worrying. I hope.She got a 2 minute phone call last night and called

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This morning the cats were (playfully) fighting for dominance over who was going to get to sit in the front window of the living room.The female, Wednesday, won. The male, Harley, took his lumps, slinked off the BACK window of the living room where he starting crying like a bitch.So I said to him "Harley, you let that girl beat you out of the front window and now you are crying? You aren't a Tom,

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Okay I know I'm no movie critic, but I don't understand why some movies "tank" at the box office or people find them horrible, so they don't go and see them or won't even rent them on DVD. I have 3 in mind in particular that I actually like and when I watch them (usually over and over) I just don't get what went wrong in the minds of the critics or in the minds of people that have seen them and

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So the conversation goes something like this:Me: "I took this test online and it said that I am a "Fantasy Escapist". Which yeah, I can see that I like to get lost in stuff like Harry Potter, Stephen King, and any good book...I'm there! I think that is why I can even tolerate Twilight. The whole 'fantasy aspect'. I loves me some fantasy..."Ratman: "Fantasy Escapist, huh? Well I could have told

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Why is this such news? We already knew.....http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/stopthepresses/132331/ricky-martin-i-am-a-fortunate-homosexual-man/Here is a list of the other gay people that just need to "out" with it already. Good grief. Like we care!Whoopi Goldberg (Is she "out" already? Can't remember.)Robert PattinsonRyan SeacrestAnderson Cooper (CNN)Zac EfronJohnny Depp (Sorry, I think he is

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Twenty year old RIDES tricycle. Twenty year old FALLS OFF tricycle.Twenty year olds SHOULD NOT ride tricycles.-

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You gotta laugh....you know?http://www.aolhealth.com/2010/03/01/frog-salmonella

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I showed Ratman this photo of the oh-so-slutty-er-lovely Miley Cyrus, and I said to him: "Can't this girl ever stand up straight?"To which he replied in all his Ratman-esque glory, "You would be stooped over too if you had to carry your father for all these years."Yeah, that's what I thought you said.

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Ratman says he wants to try E-Diets.com . He figures you can lose a LOT of weight when your meals are all e-mailed or you print them off online.He wants to know if they have a "text" version so he can get the meals directly sent to his phone.Yeah, he is smart like that.

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I want to put the link to this story, but I also want to put the link to this page that has a wealth of suicide prevention hotlines and help.First the story about Andrew (I am a HUGE Trekkie and he is the son of the guy that played Chekov) http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=484341&gt1=28103And now the link to the hotlines. If you know of anyone and suspect they are hurting this badly, please,

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Okay, could've done without Kanye and ...choke...gag....Miley, but hey they got Pink.....and VINCE VAUGHN! lolActually I really like it. Very nice in my opinion....great update with the hip hop and African language.....Then again I watched Ghost today and I have been in "boo hoo" mode ever since.Yeah......

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Ummmmm.....yeah that is all I can say to this one.http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34976869/ns/travel-destinations/?GT1=43001

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So if they have that KY lube stuff for him and the KY lube stuff for her, what if the couple is kinky and likes to invite others to join them. Do they make a KY lube for "THEM"? I could just see the ad now:------Now introducing a whole NEW KY Jelly Lubricant! Not only do we make it for HIM, and for HER so that when you and your partner come together (insert the "Tah Dah!" here ) but we also make

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They are the best animals in the world. Dontcha think?http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/pets/2010/01/04/2010-01-04_canadian_familys_golden_retriever_angel_saves_11yearold_owner_from_cougar_attack.html

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Arkansas won the Liberty Bowl in the first ever overtime at this bowl. Go Hogs, go Hogs, it's your bowl day!Pig SOOOOOOEY!Smooches to the pigs! (And no I don't mean Brangelina!)Rat Man is celebrating.....by farting and blaming on the cat.

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I have a New Year's Resolution. It is the same every year. My resolution is to make NO New Year's resolutions. I stick to it EVERY year. How amazing is that? It is the easiest one you will ever keep.That is all.

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I made my annual donation to The Humane Society a couple days ago! It was small, but I have to believe that it helped. If you have an extra $5, $10 whatever you can spare, please donate something. If you don't have money, but can offer your time to one of your local shelters, then please do that! If you can't do that, then please when you talk to your friends, encourage them, and encourage them

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Some people have way too much time on their hands, or maybe they just can't think of anything better to worry about.Next thing you know they will be attacking the Easter Bunny for having only 2 teeth. Lighten up, people! He is a fictional character, and I don't really know many kids who ever say "I want to grow up to be Santa. Ummm....yeah.Don't we have more important things to think about? I can

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Let this be the last one for a long, long time:RIP Brittany Murphyhttp://movies.msn.com/movies/article.aspx?news=448013&GT1=28101

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The only thing I really hate about stories like this is that I will not be here to see it happen.I am a HUGE science fiction buff and have always lamented that I never studied hard enought to become a scientist. Makes me want to believe in reincarnation so that I could believe that I could be around then. If that were true, then maybe next time around I COULD study hard enough to be a scientist

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I swear, it is like I said before I don't know who is the bigger idiot. HIM, or ME for marrying HIM, you know?His latest statement was about "hung juries".He asked me "If there are so many 'hung juries' during trials, why don't they just give all the men physical exams first and check their sizes? And what about using all women?"Then he made some comments about different races, and I will spare

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This is a HOOT! I love it!And I totally agree! Let's all do this next presidential election!http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34278623/ns/local_news-new_york_ny?GT1=43001

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I've gotten some really cute texts lately for the holidays, and I am going to post them here as I get them, so I will be updating and making a new post out of this if I get any more. So far these are the cutest:Text 1: "I wanted to mail you something cute for Christmas, but the mailman told me to take the stamp off my butt and get my ass out of the mail box!"Text 2: "Please come and get Santa!

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Ahhhhh, 'tis the season for holiday cheer! The pushing, the shoving, the overpriced merchandise, the going broke buying gifts for unappreciative people, yes, it is wonderful. Okay, sorry, just a moment of aggravation. Actually I am TRYING so hard to be "merry" this year because The Tomboy has joined the National Guard and who knows where she will be next year. Or the year after that. So I want to

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Okay, I know I have said that before, but THIS time it is in a GOOD way believe it or not.Rat Man and I have struggled this past year, just as everyone else has. Sometimes just keeping the electric on has been tough. And paying the rent has been even harder.We got behind several months ago and have worked and worked to get caught up. I took the part time job that I now have to get us caught up on

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...that my baby is training to be a soldier.

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The fact that October is Domestic Abuse Awareness Month, gets over shadowed by the whole "PINK" thing, which just basically drives me nuts. I grew up in an abusive home and had an abusive relationship so I guess that is why. And the fact that I normally vounteer for a yearly Colon Cancer event, and that type of cancer is one that NO ONE wants to talk about.Anyway, I thought I would break out the

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Okay I just don't get it. Walmart will sell A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G if they think they can make a buck.This kinda makes me...well....sick....http://www.walmart.com/search/search-ng.do?search_constraint=0&ic=48_0&search_query=casketSo, umm, planning to get YOURS there?Jeesh.

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-Okay, first it was the sign that the office made and laminated to be used on the rooms the "on-call" doctors sleep in. It was SUPPOSED to say "Do Not Disturb", but it said "Do Not Distrub". Ummm...yeah. I took a black marker and fixed it. They took it down.THEN when I got to work the other day these were plastered all over the place.Now I am just a housekeeper. A JANITOR. Basically I empty

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Well, The Tomboy took her oath yesterday. She is now a member of the Arkansas Army National Guard. For 8 years.I am very scared, but oh so proud of her.So from now on when I hear this song it will mean so much more to me!I'm so very proud of my Citizen Soldier!---------------Citizen Soldierby 3 Doors DownBeyond the boundaries of your city's lights,Stand the heroes waiting for your cries.So many

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Okay, I can't decide. Is Ratman really the bigger idiot in this family or is it ME for staying married to him for 22 1/2 years? C'mon, I REALLY want to know.Our daughter found a kitten about a year ago that was dirty, flea ridden and hungry. Being the rescuers that we are, we took her in. We cleaned her up, had her spayed and declawed, got her shots, the whole nine yards. We named her Wednesday.

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They don't call him RATman for nothing! I swear there is never a dull moment when he is around. Or one without something gross. Either way....I made lasagna for dinner tonight. And before you start thinking about me slaving away making noodles and layering cheese, nope, it was frozen in a container all ready to pop in the oven. That is the only way to make "homemade" in my book.I get it out of

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The Tomboy just walked into my room shaking her head."Mom," she said, "I was just going into my room and I knocked on my own door. But that isn't the worst part. I waited for a response."This is probably not the moment to tell people that I home schooled this kid.GAH!

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-You never know what you are going to hear come out of someone's mouth at my house. Sometimes it is witty, sometimes (most times) it is vulgar, or sometimes it is just funny.But they are things that you really don't hear all that often.I was in the kitchen last night, cooking chicken when I heard, "Moooom! Dad is hitting me with the dog again!"Yeah, I know.-

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I have a Dirty Dancing poster hanging on my bedroom wall (and I am 39 years old). It is framed and when I sit on my bed with my laptop I can see it, and I love it.I have a Dirty Dancing screensaver and wallpaper on my computer.I once watched that movie 6 times in one day. (It was the 20th anniversary and they showed it for 24 hours straight on Bravo.)I am in the process of re-watching North and

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-You know, as I wrote yesterday's post I was thinking, it is almost becoming a horrible "sin" to be patriotic. At least that is the way that I felt. People walk around condemning the government, the country, all the people in it and everything else, but are they really willing to DO anything about it? In most cases, the answer is a resounding "NO". They just want to sit around and bitch. I

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-In a world where so many HAVE forgotten, I won't. I will fly my flag on this day (as I did today), I will weep again (as I did today), and I will remember what this day was like for so many 8 years ago.I will always remember driving down the main 5 lane highway in the middle of my city and seeing exactly 2 other cars. I will always remember going to Wal Mart and seeing the looks of pain and

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Did I misunderstand, or is this a joke. I mean knowing Ellen it could be, and that would explain it, 'cause I just don't get it.http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=430379&gt1=28103Now don't get me wrong, I think Ellen is totally awesome. She is the most hilarious woman on the planet in my opinion, but why Idol?I'm kinda wondering if it IS indeed a joke, because to me it doesn't make a lot of

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-4 weeks ago today this little angel made his debut into the world, and I asked for "good vibes". Lana burned her "important places" to make sure he STAYED in the world. (Did you get that aloe I sent, Lana? hee hee)Here he is dreaming of what all men dream about; BOOBIES!They really are amazing, babies are. Don't you think? Isn't he something?And if YOU (yes, YOU) can look at this photo without

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Good grief! (And that is one of the nice things I can say about news reporters and this article!) http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090906/hl_afp/healthfluusuniversity_20090906183917Why don't we just scare the hell out of everyone? For the fun of it?Ummmmm it is FLU SEASON. The regular everyday flu (and yeah that one sucks I have had it twice and I was S.I.C.K. as hell). Could it be possible that

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-I know, I am opinionated and I don't have a problem sharing my opinions. So once again, here I go ranting about something that has me totally PISSED OFF.This woman, Lori Drew http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32635205/ns/us_news-crime_and_chourts/ should be punished. She and her piece of shit daughter should go to jail and no one can figure out exactly how to make that happen. I am not going to rail

kandi-itsmybloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12037994376647083876noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5416615430801998254.post-62347025878728035932009-08-29T01:14:00.006-05:002009-09-06T23:27:58.678-05:00

-Okay, don't some of the richest people in the country live and work in Los Angeles, California? Then how the hell can California be so broke?For the last year or maybe longer, (I haven't paid a whole lot of attention to it all) I know that they have been struggling to pay government workers, etc. (um the people that keep the state RUNNING!) and that just blows my mind. But maybe there are things

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-http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32404017/ns/health-kids_and_parenting/What ever happened to letting a child BE a child? Letting them explore and play and learn about the world using only their own curiosity and senses?I can tell you, one of the things that led me to home school my children was the fact that the schools pushed and pushed and pushed and that stupid No Child Left Behind bullshit.My

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Little Daxton spent the night in an oxygen tent, and this morning was breathing just smooth as silk. I think he was just stressed out. I mean think about it. He was warm and cozy, it wasn't even time to come out and suddenly someone is yanking him into a cold bright room, tossing him around, poking him, prodding him, not letting him see his mommy.It's like having to go to work early on a winter

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-....whatever you do, please do it for our little one.My neice gave birth today in an emergency C-section because she had begun hard contractions. They couldn't stop the contractions and with fears of her uterus rupturing from her 2 previous C-sections, they had to perform an emergency one at about 5:30 pm.Little Daxton is 19 days premature (at the least and the doctors suspect he may be even

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-Okay, I know this blog has been BORING, BORING, BORING lately, but I'm in a slump, so you have to forgive me.I don't know what is wrong with me.I think I am just tired. Maybe it is the heat (which has been EXCRUCIATING this summer), I don't know what it is. But someone in my family needs to do something funny quick before I lose my few readers.Maybe I need to play some practical jokes on them or

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John Hughes, the man who captured my generation on film, died today.http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Movies/08/06/obit.john.hughes/He didn't just make movies about the 80's, his movies WERE the 80s. He made them like no one else could have.Thank you for giving our children a glimpse of what our lives were like "back then".Rest in Peace, Mr. Hughes.

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-....bitch sometimes, and I complain and bitch and moan and groan about living in this crazy country sometimes, but I bawled like a baby when I watched this video.http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/32297560#32297560We all bitch and moan and groan about this country, but we need to remember, we have the freedom to bitch and moan and groan and there are so many that do not have that freedom.

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-...and she will go nuts, shoot him and then herself. We can only hope....Or maybe he will get attacked by a dog. Or a pack of them.http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/9859346/Goodell-conditionally-reinstates-Vick-to-NFL?GT1=39002I HATE this man with a passion. He is the lowest form of life. I don't consider him human.It is my hope that someone kills him. And I hope they do it slowly so he suffers

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-I have often said that when I am angry or frustrated there is nothing that gives impact to a shouted statement than cursing! And yes, I do a lot of it, and yes it DOES make me feel better.Now there is proof!See, told ya so, damn it!http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31852963/ns/health-behavior/?ns=health-behaviorUPDATE: This is soooo funny! Go and look at the poll and take it. The F-Bomb is the #1

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No, I didn't say this MAN touched me, for heaven's sake so get your mind out of the gutter!But his story did.I am not one to post a bunch of sentimental and sad cases on my blog, but like I said, this touched me, and although I don't have a lot of readers, I thought maybe some of you that DO read would be willing to pass it along.The story was on the Washing Post here: http://

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-The job I posted about earlier is mine and I start on July 6th. I am hoping it will give me a lot of fodder for blog posts!What can be better than stories about vomit, poop, pee, and all kinds of oozy stuff?So hopefully you guys will get a big dose of what I am doing at night when I am working.I am SOOOO glad that I finally got all the testing done. I had the TB test, the drug test, the

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-The Princess is a 21-year-old adult, and she is not, at the moment dating anyone. Having always had a healthy love life (a little healthier than I liked most of the time, but that is a whole other post) she has been, well, lonely lately.She was in the Wal-Mart Neighborhood Market, (if you don't have one of those in your area, they are kind of like a "mini-Wal-mart", most of them are open 24

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-Wow, I know I already posted about Farrah and Michael Jackson passing away, but I was sitting here a little bit ago and thinking about all the people that have died in the past few months that were famous. It starts in January with Ricardo Montalban and it seems like every month it has just been one after the other, after the other! WOW.I may miss mentioning some of them in this post, but these

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Not only have we been hearing about Farrah Faucet's death all day, it has just been reported that Michael Jackson has just died at the age of 50 from suspected cardiac arrest. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31552029?gt1=43001WOW.Strange day.

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-There was a President who swatted a fly,Peta wants to know why he swatted the fly,Perhaps they think he should die.This is cute:http://www.cnbc.com/id/31449903/site/14081545Or you can go here and read the cute "Interview" itself: http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2009/06/widow-of-murdered-fly-seeks-white-house-apology-shit.htmlHey, PETA I am all for the ethical treatment of animals, 100% as a

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I now have a part time job that involves actually LEAVING the house! Now the job is NOT glamorous in ANY sense of the word, but it is hard to find something from 3pm-11pm, just 3 days a week on a rotating schedule, you know?I feel kinda funny about it though. I guess it is just a "confidence" thing. I mean, I have done LOTS of things, cashier at Wal Mart, waitress in dives and fine dining, I have

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I have been meaning to post this "Friday Flashback" for some time and I just keep forgetting to do it ON Friday.So I thought, hey, this is MY damn blog and I can post a "Friday" post any day I want. So there.So here is this week's "Friday Flashback" and I would have titled it something like "Close Encounters" or "An Encounter in the Night" something really, really clever like that. So pretend

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Is this unbelievable or what???http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/us_world/NATL-Woman-Who-Missed-Flight-447-Killed-in-Car-Crash.html?yhp=1I mean, wow.-

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You know, in this post-9/11 world, we are supposed to be safer. All those insanely long lines at security in the airports, being able to only carry so much liquid onto the plane, and blah, blah, blah is supposed to keep us safe.Ha.The fact of the matter is, they (meaning the people that are PAID to keep us safe) are paying no more attention NOW, than they were THEN and, bottom line? We are no

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I hope I die with a little more dignity and I hope the NYPD is NOWHERE around when I do.http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31122122/?GT1=43001I hope they are ashamed. Oh, wait...we are talking about cops.....never mind.-

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-http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31068446/?GT1=43001I don't even know what to say..... (and for me to be spleechless takes a LOT!)-

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Okay, it never amazes me when I check my stats and find some of the really weird keywords and phrases that brought people to my blog.I think one of my visitors was Homer Simpson! He apparently searched for this: "can donuts make you get a headache". (Mmmmmm donuts.....)I wonder what he thought of my blog? Thanks for visiting Homer!

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Well, I didn't actually watch Britains Got Talent but there was enough buzz to generate some interest so I did visit the site occasionally.Although Susan Boyle was favored to win, and she is just an amazing singer (and was quite a surprise) I knew she was up against a tough competitor as soon as I laid eyes on the extremely innovative dance group Diversity. If you have not seen them dance, you,

kandi-itsmybloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12037994376647083876noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5416615430801998254.post-15378280689971056722009-05-22T14:12:00.004-05:002009-05-23T17:30:05.287-05:00

THEY HAVE CANCELED "MY NAME IS EARL"!!!!! http://tv.yahoo.com/blog/farewell-to-our-favorite-and-notsofavorite-tv-series--351I really AM upset. I LOVE this show! These people are my heroes. Who will I look up to now? I knew that it was a possibility, but I just really never imagined it would happened. What kind of a world do we live in?????I am simply devastated, and I am going to go to bed and

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So apparently someone found a Cheeto that looks like Jesus. Personally I think more "Uncle Jesse", but what the hell do I know?As I posted in Mr. McKnob's comments I have a "penis" Cheeto, (or like I asked there, would that be a "Chenis" maybe or would you call it a "Peeto"). It even has "the twins" if you know what I mean... but anyway...I actually have had it for like 5 years in a baggie and I

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My cousin, Mindy (yes the same cousin who pulled her own teeth out when she was a kid), sent me a text earlier and I had to share it.It said, "For all those men that say 'Why by the cow when you can get the milk for free', here is an updated version for you: Nowadays 80% of women are against to marriage. Why? Because women realize that it is not worth buying the entire pig, just to get a little

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One day I called AT&T to check on the order for the Tomboy's new cell phone. I was on hold for 20 minutes before I finally gave up.Now I think I know why.http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090512/ap_on_fe_st/odd_rotten_office_foodI would hate to think what the refrigerators at these people's homes look like.-

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The Tomboy and I were in Barnes and Noble the other day and as we walked past a bin of marked down books I saw it. It was like a revelation. It was like (for me) finding Quivira or Cíbola!There it lay before me, shining in the overhead fluorescent lighting, or maybe it was putting forth its own light, like a beacon, calling to me from among the mounds of "Changing a Light Bulb for Dummies" and "

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It never fails. No matter where The Tomboy is in a conversation I manage to walk in at the wrong time. Or maybe the problem is with the conversations themselves.Today she was on the phone with her friend, Sarah and just as I rounded the corner into the kitchen where she was standing, I heard these words:"You have faked it? I have NEVER had to fake an orgasm. I must have been with guys who know

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- This Friday Flashback is a little different because it involves my cousin instead of one of my rotten kids. But I think you will get a good chuckle out of it just the same:o)When my cousin Mindy was 12 years old she needed to visit the dentist to have 2 teeth pulled. The dentist in our small town was well known and well liked by everyone, but he had one hobby that some people found a little,

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Well, tomorrow my little Tomboy is going in to talk to the recruiter for the Army National Guard. Why does that make me feel like I can hardly breathe?I know she is 19 and the only way she will ever have a future is to do this. Poor kids don't have much of a choice, you know? Even those that make straight "A" grades in school aren't guaranteed scholarships and unless parents can fork out hundreds

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UPDATE: Okay, I put the actual words on. Too bad we couldn't have had a little more response. But the ones who DID got them right! Pat yourself on the back!----I have a strange family and I think the rest of the world is beginning to figure it out because of this blog.One of the things that my family is really good at (bad at???) is making up lyrics for songs. You know replacing what is there

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I just don't understand. And the saddest part is that people WILL watch. People will support this.If I had my choice I would choose "Octomom" over "Michael Vick", but that would be one hell of a crappy choice to make.http://www.realityblurred.com/realitytv/archives/future_shows/2009_Apr_15_michael_vick_nadya_sulemanCan we just shoot them both and be done?--

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I live near the city of Bella Vista, Arkansas. For years it has been a place for folks to "retire" to. People actually take the license plates off of their cars from the previous states in which they lived and hang them on their mailbox poles. I guess some states are better than others and "he who has the best state wins" or something. But I digress (as usual)...Anyway, the community is full of

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Great minds DO NOT think alike. Isn't the dissidence what makes them "GREAT MINDS"????-

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I am still having a hard time believing that this worked, but I have done it again and again this weekend and I am just stunned.Let me back up a bit. I am usually an iced tea drinker. I used to be totally addicted to Dr Pepper, but I gave it up. That is when I switched to tea. Back in December I got a bad stomach thing; throwing up, fever, etc. and NOTHING tasted right EXCEPT cherry Koolaid (if

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There are a lot of celebrities out there that I wouldn't care two cents about if they dropped off the planet (Cough, Paris, cough, Hilton, cough. Chris, cough, Brown, cough. I would go on but but I would like to sleep some time this week.) Then there are those that are really good at what they do, and actually contribute something to the world.I have been following this since yesterday....http://

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...I HOPE that someone shoots me.http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29685956/?GT1=43001Yeah.

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...you have me, a 39 year old woman, and her 19 year old daughter rolling in the floor laughing until we nearly peed our pants....DON'T READ ON UNTIL YOU WATCH THIS!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEvAUvN9aDEThe Tomboy and I came up with our own lines for this commercial...remember, keep a picture in your head of those grinning idiots kids...."I stabbed my girlfriend THIRTEEN TIMES!""I got my

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Well, it has been 2 weeks since The Tomboy moved in. And oh boy, has it been fun. (UGH)I had gotten soooo used to be alone, doing what I wanted, when I wanted. I suddenly feel like I have moved back in with MY mother! And don't EVEN get me started on THAT!So I am taking it day by day and doing the best that I can.I HAVE had some fun with this whole thing. Sending hateful messages and telling her

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Webster's defines the word "anguish" as "extreme pain, distress, or anxiety". One of the synonyms is "sorrow". Ha. Webster doesn't even know.I try not to get too personal on here. If I am upset or angered by something I normally make jokes. That is the way I deal with things. Some may see the jokes I make about things as inappropriate, but screw them; what do they know about me? I have made some

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And if you don't know who "Arnold Horshack" is, then you are too young to read this blog! (Sticking out my tongue at you...)What?My question?What question?Oh yeah...Why do they have Braille signs at the zoo?-

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Well, it has been a couple of weeks and the cat is in heat AGAIN! I am calling the vet tomorrow to get her spayed. (Either that or I am going to go out and grab the first male cat that I see and pimp her out to him.)The Princess was over here this evening and we went to take Mattie out in the back yard to go potty. (Mattie is the FEMALE dog.) When we opened the door, Wednesday ran out with us. (

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True friendship is like peeing in your pants; everyone can see it, but you are the only one who can feel its warmth.Doesn't that just make you all squishy inside?-

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(Note: I made myself this little graphic for my flashbacks! Yeah I know the shading leaves a little to be desired, but I was hurrying to get it done this week. So if you don't like it, bite me. And I mean that in the nicest way.)While The Tomboy has a wicked sense of humor, The Princess has always been a bit, well, empty headed, if you get my meaning. (I was going to say BLONDE, but I didn't

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Here are 3 search terms that brought the same person to my blog, THREE TIMES in ONE DAY (someone also needs some help using Google).1. my slip was too long for my skirt2. as i reached up i realised [sic] my half slip was showingand3. "my half slip"Wow, I never knew my embarrassing moment was going to be so public!Oh well, I still don't think I was having as many problems as this person doing the

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So many of us that never even knew you are so saddened by your senseless death. Rest in peace, Little Angel.Caylee Marie AnthonyAugust, 2006- June, 2008(Photo Credit RED HUBER, ORLANDO SENTINEL )-

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It’s here! And it works! It is all the information you will ever need to make your life easy and you can only get it here!How would you like to be well taken care of, get an education, get free healthcare, get your own interviews and shows on TV, and oh so much more! This can all be yours in just a few simple steps!With my easy to follow plan, you can be reaping the rewards in no time! And there

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He who calls the police first, wins.Just sayin'.

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I just spoke with a man who just bought an English Bulldog for $200. Regularly the people that sell them do so for $1500, BUT this one had a small defect in its eye. Then he tells me that THEY WERE GOING TO PUT IT DOWN BECAUSE OF THIS SMALL DEFECT!!!!!!!I am sooo pissed. If I had been thinking straight I would have asked for their names and sent them a nasty letter.I am an animal lover. I DESPISE

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I have passed my strange sense of humor on to my girls and Rat Man's quick sense of humor was inherited by The Tomboy. She can come up with something off the top of her head within seconds and have you rolling in the floor.It has been that way since she was first able to talk. As a matter of fact her first phrase was "Stop it (pronounced like "toppit), which she said in a mocking way with with a

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Okay, I am not going to turn this blog into an endorsement or "product review" kind of thing, there are plenty of them out there, doing great jobs, they don't need me.I have never tried these products, but I got such a HUGE kick out of the names of them, I just had to share.How cute is this stuff? I can't wait until my niece's baby shower. I am going to get her an entire set of this stuff!http://

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- Okay, I know the title of this post is LAME, but it popped into my head.Remember that post just a few days ago about how our weather had been so mild. Well, I knew I would have to pay for that one and here it is.This is a shot of the grass right outside my front door: This is a shot of just down the street from us: This is a shot of the highway just down the hill:This is a tree in my front yard

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