There was a President Who Swatted a Fly

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There was a President who swatted a fly,
Peta wants to know why he swatted the fly,
Perhaps they think he should die.

This is cute:

http://www.cnbc.com/id/31449903/site/14081545

Or you can go here and read the cute "Interview" itself: http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2009/06/widow-of-murdered-fly-seeks-white-house-apology-shit.html

Hey, PETA I am all for the ethical treatment of animals, 100% as a matter of fact. But if you think that includes, flies, fleas, ticks, roaches, misquitoes, poisonous spiders, etc. which, you apparently do, you people need to shut the fuck up and get lives.

If Obama had killed a cat, a dog, a hamster, or a goldfish yeah, there would be a problem, but ummmm...well...there just aren't enough words in the English language to express how stupid this whole thing is.

(Yeah, I know and here I am spreading it.)

It was a slow news day.
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