Okay, I have always liked Will Smith. He is a good actor, he is funny, he never does really crazy things in the press, etc. etc.
H-O-W-E-V-E-R, all of that stops here and now.
The Stupidest Statements by a Parent Award goes to....Envelope Please....
Will Smith! (Bet you didn't see THAT coming!)
Will you are getting this award for 2 reasons:
#1
When your daughter had a movie in theaters at the same time you did, and when she asked you if you thought hers would make more money than yours, you laughed at her, mocked her and bascially made her feel like shit. Not once, but TWICE. Congratulations.
#2
I saw a quote the other day, stating that when your children will not clean their rooms, you tell them that they are not THEIR rooms, they are yours and you only "let" them live in them. Way to give them the love and security that children crave. Asshole.
So here's to you, Will Smith, there may be others who are more deserving, but that doesn't mean that you don't deserve it as well.
So, Mr. Will Smith I hope you will accept this award, I hope you will take it in the spirit in which it is intended, and then kindly shove it up your ass.
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....or Get Off the Pot
9 years ago
