Ah, you gotta love him!

Rat Man was standing in the kitchen earlier and I walked up behind him and put my arms around his waist and said "So, you are going out of town tomorrow, does that mean I get sex tonight?"

To which he replies, without missing a beat, "Ummmm...maybe...I'll make some calls."

Asshole.


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I don't even know where to begin on this one...

I don't think there are strong enough words in the English language (or any other language for that matter) that can be used to describe the horrendous stupidity that led to this:

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/29/business/29walmart.html

I can't even begin to come close to expressing how sickening this is! And the worst part? There is no cure or fix for people who are so unbelievably, incredibly stupid. They are still walking the planet thinking that they are so entitled to EVERYTHING that next year they will be right there participating in the idiocy again.

I hope they are able to identify a bunch of these assholes and I hope they rot in jail. I hope many of them have so much guilt (although I seriously doubt they are capable of it) that they cannot live with themselves.

ANYONE who gets out on Black Friday (or worse yet, loiters outside the stores for 24 hours before hand), and pushes and shoves, curses children, uses violence and intimidation, and tramples people and just keeps going, all to save a few bucks is a sick, sick, sick, sick, sick individual and should live their lives in abject shame. My daughter works for Wal Mart customer relations and you would be terrified if you knew what the people that live next door to you are capable of.

Okay that is all I have to say on this subject. It makes me want to vomit.


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Shameless Ebay Plug

Update: I dropped the starting price down to get these moving. Maybe someone will have a toddler that can wear them! My neice is 4 so if you know of anyone with a child around that age then send them my way:o) I just don't want to be stuck with these. I am thinking if they don't sell then I may get with Crystal and see if we can find someone to donate them to.

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Okay, I promise not to do this very often, BUT I bought my neice a pair of pink Mammoth Crocs for her B-Day and they are not the right size. They are kids 10/11. So I need to sell them and get a bigger size.

Of course they are brand new with the tags still attached. She never even tried them on because we knew they were too little just by looking at them.

I am going to put the link here for anyone to check it out. I started the listing at $18.99 so I can try to recoup some of what I paid ($22.99 + $7.00 shipping) before I order her a new pair.

So again, I promise not to do this all the time, I just need to sell these shoes. They are TOO CUTE for words, and would be a GREAT Christmas gift! (Hint-Hint;o)

Check 'em out if you want and bid if you are interested in them:o) If you know of anyone that is looking for a good deal on a pair in that size, then send 'em my way! I have 100% positive feedback, my seller feedback is spotless (I had a couple of bitches who retaliated on some feedback that I left for THEM when I was the buyer), so I am trustworthy and would send them out ASAP!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=330289631450&_trksid=p3907.m32&_trkparms=tab%3DSelling

Will the REAL Will Smith Shut the Hell Up?

Okay, I have always liked Will Smith. He is a good actor, he is funny, he never does really crazy things in the press, etc. etc.

H-O-W-E-V-E-R, all of that stops here and now.

The Stupidest Statements by a Parent Award goes to....Envelope Please....

Will Smith! (Bet you didn't see THAT coming!)

Will you are getting this award for 2 reasons:

#1
When your daughter had a movie in theaters at the same time you did, and when she asked you if you thought hers would make more money than yours, you laughed at her, mocked her and bascially made her feel like shit. Not once, but TWICE. Congratulations.

#2
I saw a quote the other day, stating that when your children will not clean their rooms, you tell them that they are not THEIR rooms, they are yours and you only "let" them live in them. Way to give them the love and security that children crave. Asshole.

So here's to you, Will Smith, there may be others who are more deserving, but that doesn't mean that you don't deserve it as well.

So, Mr. Will Smith I hope you will accept this award, I hope you will take it in the spirit in which it is intended, and then kindly shove it up your ass.



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The "Things You Never Want to Hear Come Out Your Daughter's Mouth" Files

**Note-This one is a little graphic, so if you are easily offended, you are in the wrong place, dumbass, so leave now and please don't come back then you shouldn't read further.

This is one entry that I would have to include the above mentioned "file".

"So what is wrong with your boyfriend saying 'Take it Bitch!' during sex?"-Jokingly commented by my 19-year-old to her sister, which I overheard while they were reading a Cosmo article in the living room.

Ummm, yeah. It is a proud moment. She has such a "wonderful" sense of humor. I think I will go and slap Rat Man now.




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Are Celebrities from THIS Planet???

It seems Ashley Simpson has given birth. All together now..."AWWWWW".....

I can't even stop laughing long enough to type the name they gave this poor child...

Are you ready?

Bronx Mowgli. Yes, Mowgli like in The Jungle Book. Why didn't they get REALLY creative and call him Queens Bagheera???

ARE celebrities from this planet? Or are they just fucking stupid????

The world may never know.


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Family Sucks

My great-neice has a birthday on the 25th. Her younger sister has hers in June.

Ever since the day they were born, I normally get them BOTH something on both birthdays. That is just what great-aunts do. And I love them beyond reason.

This Sunday we have to go to my mothers for "Thanksgiving" (don't EVEN get me started on that) so I am going to give them their gifts then. (I got them each a pair of Mammoth Crocs and they are PINK and too cute for words!)

I was getting ready to wrap them when it dawned on me that if I give my great-neices their gifts, then I should really have something for my neice (not their mother, HER sister, their aunt, she is 12), and then I thought if I got her something then I really should get something for my 2 nephews, even though they are teenagers and probably wouldn't have even thought about it. Soooo today I went shopping.

When I got home I was thinking about the fact that I had gotten them all gifts. And you know what? Neither my sister NOR my brother has EVER bought my children a birthday gift. As far as I know they have never bought anything for each other's kids either, but you know, that is beside the point. I have bought lots of things for my neices and nephews over the years.

Family just sucks.

There is a great line on "The Wedding Date" that I just love. Debra Messing and Dermot Mulroney are on the plane on the way to the event and she says to him "You know how some families are crazy, but at the end of the day you love them because they are your family?", to which he nods and she says, "Mine aren't like that."

Yep, just about sums it up.


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