Ummm, H-E-L-L-O We KNEW That!

Why is this such news? We already knew.....

http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/stopthepresses/132331/ricky-martin-i-am-a-fortunate-homosexual-man/

Here is a list of the other gay people that just need to "out" with it already. Good grief. Like we care!

Whoopi Goldberg (Is she "out" already? Can't remember.)
Robert Pattinson
Ryan Seacrest
Anderson Cooper (CNN)
Zac Efron
Johnny Depp (Sorry, I think he is totally Y-U-M-M-Y, but I also think he is totally I-N D-E-N-I-A-L, but that is just me......)

and if you know of more, please put them in the comments:o)

Gee, even I can think of better headlines than Ricky Martin coming out!

Slow news day, I guess.

And what did we learn?

Twenty year old RIDES tricycle.


Twenty year old FALLS OFF tricycle.



Twenty year olds SHOULD NOT ride tricycles.




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I Kissed a Frog and I Liked It!

You gotta laugh....you know?

http://www.aolhealth.com/2010/03/01/frog-salmonella

Oh, SNAP!

I showed Ratman this photo of the oh-so-slutty-er-lovely Miley Cyrus, and I said to him:

"Can't this girl ever stand up straight?"

To which he replied in all his Ratman-esque glory, "You would be stooped over too if you had to carry your father for all these years."

Yeah, that's what I thought you said.