Monday, February 9, 2009

How to Easily Get Everything You Ever Wanted and Have Someone Else Pay for It

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Step #2

Give birth or adopt said children (or both, see our "Value Plan" above).

Step #3

Sell your story to the tabloids, Lifetime network, People Magazine, or any one of the other hundreds of news and entertainment outlets that will be willing to pay you for your story. They will give you money, build you a house, give you an education and make you famous! And what about the endorsement deals you can get from Pampers, Gerber and Quaker Oatmeal!

Step #4

Reap the profits.

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