It seems Ashley Simpson has given birth. All together now..."AWWWWW".....
I can't even stop laughing long enough to type the name they gave this poor child...
Are you ready?
Bronx Mowgli. Yes, Mowgli like in The Jungle Book. Why didn't they get REALLY creative and call him Queens Bagheera???
ARE celebrities from this planet? Or are they just fucking stupid????
The world may never know.
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....or Get Off the Pot
7 years ago
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My heart goes out to that poor, poor child.
I have a theory. I think celebrities name their kids effed up names because they know they have the money for decent nursing homes.
Whereas had I named my kids something utterly ridiculous, I'd be screwed. My kids will be choosing my nursing home, so I had to pick "nice" names to not be punished later in life.
They'll probably still stick me in a tiny room with no window, but at least I'll know it's not because of what I named them!
LOL, Lana!
I never thought of it like that.
Of course I have complained to my mother MANY, MANY times about the name Kandi. I have heard every dirty joke you can imagine, not to mention the look I get from kids when they ask me. Totally freaks them out.
Oh well, I guess I could have been born to Ashley Simpson and Pete Wentz. Or someone REALLY skanky like Courtney Love or Madonna!!!!
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